Comic Reviews in Haikus

Warning the following is the end result of an over-abundance of spare time, and contains numerous cynical observations and abuses of proper poetry form.


Sentinel vol. 2

One Year & Eight Months
Has Passed Since The Prior Series
But It’s Worth The Wait!

Black Panther

Hudlin Butchers
Sabertooth, Klaw, and Continuity
I Still Love This Book!


Infinite Crisis

Uncle Sam Now Dead
Phantom Lady was Impaled
We Having Fun Yet?


Supreme Power: Nighthawk

Tasteless and Nasty
Like An Unsalted Rice Cake
And Almost As Deep


Batman Books

J. Todd is Red Hood
Out to Kill Black Mask, and also
The Entire Franchise


Marvel Mangaverse

Ghost Rider as Devilman
Giant Robo but with an Iron Girl
Ben Dunn has one joke


OMAC Project

Reading DC’s Countdown, I
Joked Rocket Red Was Next
Who Knew I Was Right?

Young Avengers

Outraged Letters
Much Gay Controversy, Perhaps
Lene Taylor Might Review?


Teen Titans Go!

Warner Bros Took a Risk
But Won the Masses, Too Bad
DC Can’t Do The Same


Batman: War Crimes

Steph Brown Bleeds To Death
Leslie Murderer? Any Wonder…
Girls Just Read Manga?


Power Pack

A Kid’s First Comic
But Back When I Was a Teen
Julie Made Me Feel Funny